Diary Of A Broke Playboy 45

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So she has her head on my shoulder, her eyes shut as I was scribbling this down. The idea for a post decided to bump into my head at this point in time and I was thinking. What if someday, my babe wakes up and finds out that I am running an account here and she goes through my profile to see the stories I have written about her and goes on to find out that most of it were actually true. I doubt if Chinaza is capable of killing or poisoning me but I also know that she is capable of asking someone else to do it for her. Lol. 

So we beat our father, like Chinaza just stopped on the way and redirected her bearing to my lodge, getting there before me sef. Nice thing that we were surrounded by students who aren't better than any of us. 

I got in and we hugged like we were just meeting again after 3 years. Shape came and dropped her sexy ass on me, I gave her the side hug, I was trying to pass the message to her that I was so fucking pissed at her. 

"I missed you love," she said, sounding all sweet. I replied her like I was diabetic, I didn't need her sugar. 

"Really?" 

She nodded and tugged at my shirt while Naza took in my bags. I am unofficially married like this. 

I watched shape for something, trying to figure out if I should prolong my anger or just let it fly. She had this body that will make you forget your sorrows talk less of anger. But denying me a very good pussy was a big crime to me, a felony maybe. 

"Are you not happy to see me?" she asked. 

"I am happy but I am angry with you and you know why."

She frowned and looked at my face, clutching my hand in a romantic way. 

"Boo what did I do?"

"Call him Chinecherem, that is his name. Only me can call him boo," Chinaza shouted from inside and we laughed. 

"Ok, Chinecherem, what did I do?" she asked again. Chinaza was already back with us, waiting for me to share her offense. She was giving me the inquisitive look already, very nosy of her.

"What did she do?" Chinaza asked. How could I tell her that shape's offense was lying to me that she was a virgin. How is that my business?. 

"It's between us Naza," I replied her. 

"She is my friend and you are my something something. So am involved too."

Chinaza will just wake up and start looking for trouble. Imagine. 

"Don't worry, it's April fool, I am not angry at her," I said and ran into my room. 

"It's April 19," Chinaza called after me. 

"April is April, whether April 1 or April 33," I replied. 

Chinaza managed to take her bath without inviting me in, it was even better rather than watch things that I can't access, I rather not watch at all. 

So me and shape was on my bed discussing her crime. She smiled after I told her it was all about the virginity. 

"But I told you I got a boyfriend during the Xmas period," she said. 

"The one with Venza?" I asked and she nodded. 

"So he VENZAD your pussy?" I asked and she hit me playfully.

"You are silly."

"Why didn't you tell me?" I asked. 

"You didn't ask naa or I should have used Microphone to announce that I am not a virgin anymore."

"Well, you knew I was standing in line, waiting and you just stood me up."

"Sorry boo, you didn't ask again."

"Must I ask before you give me what I want, eh shape?"

"Do you still want it?"

Imagine, she was asking me. I gave it a little thought tho. I remembered to my dismay that once Willie drops a grip on a hottie like shape, he hardly likes to let go and I can share my food, my clothes, my surname with Willie but definitely not a girl. After all, even among thieves, there is honor. 

I shook my head and replied.

"No, you can't be with Willie and be banging me at the same time."

"I knew you are smart," she said and rubbed my ear. I was going to rub her chest in return when Chinaza walked out of the bathroom, looking all wet and sexy. Chinaza being Chinaza, she chased us out of the room because she wanted to dress up. I wonder what she was hiding, is it the things that shape already has that she is hiding away from her or the ones I have already seen that she is hiding away from me. 

We shaa walked outside and continued our chats in whispers. 

"So when you see a girl, the first thing that comes into your mind is to fuvk her?"

Shape was asking me. 

"No, the first thing that comes into my mind is that I like her, then I like her body, then I realize I want to fuck her. So you see, it's the third thing that comes into my mind."

I love my girls, you could discus almost anything with them and they won't start forming Holy. Shape burst out laughing. Just when she was about finishing her laughter, a car screeched to a stop at our gate. I took a peep and my it father's car. I can't remember if I actually urinated on my knicker or not because I can't find the knicker right now. As I was trying to figure out how to hide Chinaza in my Ghana must go bag, Willie popped into our gate, smiling sheepishly.