Diary Of A Broke Playboy 47

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"Improves orgasms - Blood flow intensifies your sexual desire. In fact, some women achieve a real orgasm for the first time ever during pregnancy!

Burns calories - Sex is the most fun way to stay fit — you’ll burn 50 calories or more in 30 minutes of love-making.

Lowers blood pressure - Sex has been found to lower blood pressure, a good thing for both of you, since high blood pressure is linked to the pregnancy complication preeclampsia."

I turned and looked at her. She readjusted her wrapper and dug her head further into my chest. 

"Chinaza are you even listening," I asked. She nodded and I continued. 

"Improves sleep - For moms: Sex is relaxing — so it helps you sleep better.

For babies: The rocking motion of a sex session often lulls baby to sleep.

Boosts immunity - A study found that sex boosts levels of IgA, an antibody that helps avoid colds and other infections.

Boosts happiness - Orgasm releases endorphins — which make both you and baby happier and more relaxed."

"So you see it is very important for pregnant woman to have sex once in a while."

I had spent the better part of the day trying to convince her why it is very much important that she had a little bit of sex, for my own good actually. Koji was trying to choke me.

"And so what?" she asked and raised her head to look at me, tightening the knot of her wrapper. 

"Just today Naza. Are you happy seeing me like this?"

"Like how?"

"Like this naa, like this." I said pointing to my erect dick. 

"Sorry, I can't help you."

"Why?" I asked. 

"Because I'm in my period," she snapped and I wondered what type of stupid period she is having when she is pregnant. That wasn't even the koko. Wait for it... 

"Naza you are pregnant already, you can't be in your period naa."

"My own is different," she said. 

She was denying me sex and her head was on my chest. 

"Naza is not true, show me the menstrual blood."

"Okay, there is no period, let me be biko."

"Chinaza why are you denying me sex these days?" I asked. 

"Because I am a virgin," she blurted out. I really tried in resisting the urge to scream. Oshey, Virgin Mary. 

That was it. I was too weak to even pursue it further. I managed to salvage my chest from her head and turned to the other side of the bed. We are going on communication strike. Well shaa, I was yet to find out what would move naza to succumb to my demands each time. Obviously, threats of getting it elsewhere doesn't work. 

I wasn't going to talk again but my body will not hear. How can a girl be lying next to you with all her glamour, beauty and sexiness and you will just be there looking. 

Like a snake in the dark, my hand moved stealthily to her own part of the bed. First attempt was furtile because my hands met her covered stomach. I pretended it was a mistake and she pretended she didn't notice.  

Second attempt was a direct hit. My hand landed on the knot of her wrapper. I tugged and tugged and "Kpaa!" 

That was the sound my hand made as Naza hit it with her hand. 

I nursed my pain and frustration in silence for about 5 minutes before I launched my 3rd attack. I am among the people that believed that the number 3 was a special number. Either Naza was going to kill me on the 3rd attempt or she will give me what I want. I went in again, coiling my hand around her waist like a rope. She grabbed my arm and turned to face me. We met eyeball to eyeball. Somehow her eyes were very bright in that darkness. She didn't give me what I wanted but she killed me with her eyes. 

She flung my hand away furiously and I seemed to appreciate the circumstances that often led to rape. But I can't rape my own baby. I was going to ask nicely. I held her and snuggled her closer, against her will. She was strong but I was stronger. 

I tried kissing her but she threw her face away. Nice one, I rather bit her neck lightly like one of them vampire movies. I was expecting her to bite back, but no. She wound her arms round my neck and gave me her face. Chinaza works in mysterious ways. 

I plucked her mouth and she obliged, while I was at it, my hand went down to her wrapper and yanked it off, before she would change her mind. Luckily, it wasn't the nights she loved to wear bum shorts. I engaged her clit and she brushed my hand off. 

"What are you doing?" she asked. 

For real? What did she think I was doing?. 

"I thought you were ready or something?"

"Okay, just this night?" she asked. I nodded like a lizard.

"Just this night, I swear."

She got up from the bed, dragging her wrapper behind her. 

"I am coming," she said and tied the wrapper again and walked outside. I waited patiently, conjuring all manner of styles I was going to unleash on her. I have seen many ways to fuck pregnant women online and I was going to try them out. 

The door opened and Naza came in dragging shape behind her. Me and Shape was just staring at each like dundees. I knew that whenever Chinaza wanted to compensate me for something, she normal outdid herself, she will always do it fantastically. But this? This was off the chain abi hook. I never expected her to hand me a 3some with Shape on a platter of gold. 

So I was very surprised when she dragged shape into my room that wonderful night. I was Imagining two sharp babes all over me in a single night, two hot babes, two Chinazas. The Lord was going to be good. Then Naza spoke. 

"Chinaza," she called, that was Shape. 

"I agreed to allow him only this night, he said he was going to die it he didn't do it. So go and help him, but it's just this night o. Let me sleep in peace."

She left me and shape and walked out of the room. 

Like. WHAT DAH FVCK!!!