Diary Of A Broke Playboy 48

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It will be very silly of anybody to think that I actually fucked shape that night, including me because I actually wanted to, shaa I didn't. I wasn't that gullible.

So it seemed Willie and Shape are actually becoming an item. At a time, Willie spent more time in my lodge than he did at his school. With Chinaza gone, there was space in my room for them. In the end, I realized that trying to fuck Shape was an idea dead on arrival. Like I said, I can share anything with Willie but not a pussy. And besides even among thieves, there is honor.

So I started realizing that Chinaza's excesses were just becoming excessive. Imagine she never allowed me to shook before going back to school and shape had no available explanation for that behavior. Even James was confused.

I even thought about the worst, maybe someone was spicing her up and she decide not to get it from me. Eh, noo, Naza has a clean sheet to the best of my knowledge. But then, I decided I needed to be very sure.

I dropped into her lodge that day like a sting operation. It was on a Saturday and everyone was home. I sneaked up to her room and sneaked inside. She just lay on her bed sleeping. I watched her in silence for sometime before I sat beside her on the bed. She was sleeping with her nightie on and her skin radiated all over the room.

She jerked when she saw my face like I was one of those things someone would see in an evil nightmare. She relaxed when she realized I wasn't a ghost and hugged me, rubbing her big belly against mine.
"You didn't tell me you were coming," she said and wiped her face.
"I was hoping to catch your new boyfriend."
"Didn't you see him outside?" she asked me.
"Who?"
"My new boyfriend."
"Yea, I saw one imbecile outside, was he the one?"
She laughed and dropped her head and mass of sweet smelling hair on my shoulder. I held her and slowly lay on the bed while she laid her head on my chest.
"I only do upgrades, I can't jump from one imbecile to another, its not okay for my health."
I only laughed because by the time I realized she was indirectly calling me an imbecile, the topic was already cold.

"Chinaza," I called softly and she moaned a sexy answer.
"How much do you love me?" I asked after a brief pause.
"I am keeping your baby and you are still asking me that question."
"I just want to be sure."
"Well calculate it yourself," she replied.
"How?"
"Well, like this. You are broke, you lie, you cheat and you irritate me sometimes and I am still with you."
I smiled and pinched her ass. Normally she likes it but would rather not admit, she would often say it made her look slutty.

"So 80%?" I asked. She raised her head and dropped me a surprise kiss on my lips. The kiss was a deep one because she actually closed her eyes in the process.
"100% baby," she whispered and I felt like I was just starting to date her.
"So why are you keeping your body away from me?" I asked.
"I know you will bring that up."
"Well, so?"
"Well because I am tired of feeling like you love my body more than you love me."
"That's not true, I love you before any other thing."
"Well, try and prove it."
"How do I prove it?"
"Neche I am pregnant," she said and raised her head to look at me.
"I know."
What else could I possibly answer?
"Have you ever asked me how the baby is turning, if he is biting me or kicking me?"

Yea, that's true, I never asked, I didn't even know all those things mattered.

"Did you even ask how long I have carried it?"
My spiritual eyes bulged. I can't even say how many months old the pregnancy is.
"Do you remember that is something called Antenatal? Or ask me if I go to the hospital for check up?"
I was just moping and counting the number of lines on her ceiling fan.
"All you know is that sex is good for pregnant women, that is all you talk about."
She was speaking slowly but anyone that knew her could tell she was angry. I didn't even know what to say. Apparently there was more to pregnancy than just shooting it in there.

She got up from my body and faced the wall. I dropped my hand on her waist and gently massaged her.
"Naza I'm really sorry, I didn't realize that all these things mattered."
"How will you know, all you know is yourself and what you want, just leave me and go."
She was serious.
I begged and begged and begged. A small something became a big something. She wouldn't talk to me and I too was getting angry. I got up and walked outside, making up my mind to leave from there. I was going to go if this girl hadn't walked up to me. She had that thing that makes me drool over them girls. I was just outside the gate and she was passing by, jingling her fine assets in a handless grey gown that the middle stuck to the parting of her fine ass like a g-string.

I needed something to cheer me up and I found one. Maybe she will take me to her lodge and make me happy. I called her and she wasn't the snubby type. She came and I told her the story of how I was lost and looking for a lodge I was standing at it's gate.
She pointed behind me and waited like she knew I also wanted to take her number. Well it was easy.

As I was typing the last digit of her mobile number. Someone snatched the phone from my hand, I turned with a loaded slap in my right hand only to meet Naza standing there. Well she deleted the number and dragged me back inside.

You don't want to know what happened in there but I enjoyed every bit of it.

We all should fuck a pregnant woman once in a while.